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Let your coworker know about their annoying habits!
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Please dont come up to me and tell me the nasty details of your sex life (what exists of it). And dont tell me about your stupid dating habits...totally too much information!
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I really would like to know just what it is you do for work here. All day long, I see you walking the halls, in and out of offices, and at people's desks, talking about sports. When I do spot you at your desk, your computer screen is always on the baseball or NASCAR pages! I have never seen you actually work one minute in this office; how on Earth do you stay hired?!?
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If you have a problem & need to say it outloud to get it through your thick head, do it in your own office. Dont come to my office, interrupt me & then talk to yourself. I dont care !
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Hey story topper...can I please JUST ONCE tell a story without you somehow topping it? I mean, if I broke down this morning on the way to work, then you were once carjacked on your way to work. If I come in with a sunburn, then you were once hospitalized with third degree burns that magically left no scars. If I had my child christened this weekend, then God came directly out of heaven to specially baptize yours. We now just make things up, just to hear your BS. You're an idiot.
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WOW-you have a great 'stache-it looks like you grew out your nose hairs out over you lips, or rent your nasal cavity out to shedding rodents-if you competed with 13 year old boys for the best moustache it woud be an epic fail-thanks for assault on my eyeballs
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You have the most awful laugh ever and you laugh at every little thing, you come to work everyday with your boobs hanging all over the place, you play music so loud and it annoys the hell out of everyone, you barely work and find any excuse to leave, and you kiss the bitchy boss's ass and complai about co-workers who actually do their work and do not do anything to you!! I hate seeing you everyday and i hate hearing your god awful laugh everyday!
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The constant clearing of your throat is so annoying. Either a) cough a real cough and get it out b) eat a cough drop or pepperming c) take a drink d) go to the doctor and get some medicine. I don't care what you do, just quit clearing your throat. I can't concentrate it's so freaking annoying. I even kept a tally one day for about 50 minutes of how many times you cleared your throat - want to know how many times??? 78, yes, that's right, 78 times. At least once a minute - a little more!
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I hate when you turn the a/c down so low, if you're hot, take off your fucking sweatshirt! I hate the way you talk, yo u fucking hick, you sound so stupid. Quit flicking your nasty cigarette butts all over the lawn, put them where they're supposed to go! Quit making the motorboat sound when you sigh, it's fucking annoying ! Ahhh!
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How can you possibly yack as much as you do? You havent worked a full work week in the 2 years that I have been here. You are worthless and irritating. Now you have started to date. FYI I do not need to know about every person u f**ck, or possibly paid any attention to you. I think you are an insecure, horsefaced, food smacking, pretentious, self centered b**tch. You cant pull your own head out of your ass long enough to get it...HE IS USING YOU and no one cares. PLEASE SHUT UP!
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Let's see, if I ask you a question, you turn it into a 15 minute conversation. You do the uncomfortable "ha ha" laugh after every sentence, even if what you're saying isn't even remotely funny, and what you say is never funny. You talk to your boyfriend on your cellphone in a low, monotone voice which sounds like a constant buzzing coming from the other side of my cubicle wall. You say random things that you think are funny, even though a five year old wouldn't even laugh.
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