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Let your coworker know about their annoying habits!
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You have a full set of teeth, so why does it sound like you're missing your teeth when you eat? Smack, smack, smack...it's like a cow chewing cud. It really is a nasty, disgusting sound and you do it so loud it's almost like you're sitting right next to me. Do us all a favor and learn how to eat if you're going to munch at your desk all day.
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Compulsion, thy name is YOURS. You say the same things over and over, make the same silly comments daily and STILL think they're humorous. You don't have to stop by my desk a gazillion times a day, you don't have to explain the things you know I already know, you don't have to read the instructions you've clearly written down for me and you don't have to send me e-mails you KNOW I already have! Seriously, I think some psychoanalyzing might be in order. Can we say "Obsessive Compulsive"?
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Stop rubbing your face every two minutes. If I wanted to hear the sound of sand paper, I would have gotten a job at Home Depot. You are annoying all of us and you don't seem to care. Stop acting like you are the only one in the office. Pretend like you give a crap about your co-workers and stop this crap right now.
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Your irritating phrases like "getting our ducks in a line", "behind the 8-ball", "shooting from the hip","out-of-the box," etc, etc, are not cool, they are just plain annoying. Stop with the wanna-be cool lingo and just say what you mean in plain English!!!
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Yeah, we get it: you're cute, young, sweet and innocent and always have nice things to say to everyone, and oh yes, that Ultra-Brite smile. Well, we all see right through it: your work habits are slow and slower, you take twice as long to get things done as the next person, and you turn on that innocent look whenever something goes down. More actual work and less acting like Dot from the Animaniacs would be a good thing.
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Just wanted to let you know that it's really crappy that you wait until the Friday before you go on vacation to screw everything up, then tell people to contact me if they have any questions. This habit extends to any time you are going to be out for a week, or even a day. Rest assured that I plan do do the same to you before my next day off!
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You're a college dropout but- lucky you! Your dad owns the company! That means he can create a fake job title, put lots of people under you, and pay you more than all of them put together! No education, no experience? No problem! And we haven't gotten raises or bonuses for 3 years, but you get a new company car, even though you do no traveling. Coincidence? I think not...
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With those constant mood swings of yours we thought you were on a job share program, somedays you're Mary Poppins and others you're Osama bin screaming. We've started taking bets on which one will show up. Do us all a favor and get professional help for both of you.
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Management has informed you on numerous occasions that your one-hour work break is in fact ONE HOUR in length. It is not 75, 90 or 120 minutes, as you've decided to make it nearly every day in recent months. Walking away from your responsibilities several minutes early and failing to come back until a good chunk of time later is abusing your privilege to work here and making your co-workers pick up your slack. I suggest altering your work habits soon, or the next pink slip will be yours.
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Why must you constantly play around so much? This is a place of business. Granted, this is a casual atmosphere. But considering your level of incompetence you are the last person that should be goofing off and disturbing others with your antics. Please get a life and grow the hell up.
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