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You make 55k a year to do what? You don't maintain the computers, the servers crash every day, and if we have a problem you just tell us to reboot? You ran out of sick and vacation pay and you submit regular time even tho we all know YOU AREN'T at WORK! I PROCESS payroll and I'm only one office away! We all have EYES, we all KNOW you show up at noon and leave at 3 and study MYSPACE for the time you are at work! You're a JOKE and you suck!
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Stop giving blowjobs to the boss! How many times did I tell you, damnit, it wont get you promoted. Take your blonde hair and tight ass someplace else. Preferably under my desk!
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Your constantly clearing your throat, even while on the phone, is probably the MOST disgusting thing EVER! You make me want to throw up all day, every day! Do you have hairballs or something? I mean damn! Maybe it's part of a social anxiety disorder....whatever the hell it is you really need to stop it! I cannot take another day of your CONSTANT throat clearing. How much phlem can a person reallyy have?!?!?!?
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you're such a lazy fat-ass. you discreetly bitch about certain tasks you don't want to do so I end up having to do it instead. and on top of that, you make too many damn personal calls at work. and whats with the jekyll and hyde persona? one day you're happy, loud and obnoxious, the next day you're bitchy and annoying. and quit trying to make small talk with me. you're as fake as they get.
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You do not work reception. You simply put files away. I know how to accomplish my job. Therefore you dont need to check in with what i am doing or tell me how to do it. I am intelligent and motivated which is more than you can say since i only have this job to raise money so i can go to school, yet you have a "career" putting files away. Leave me alone.
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NEW RULES for the men in my office: 1) Do NOT clip your nails at your desk every day, or ever for that matter. 2) TURN OFF YOUR SPEAKER PHONE OR SHUT YOUR DOOR! Not only do I not want to listen to your conference calls, I especially don't give a shit about your personal life! Tell your wife to stop fucking calling you to ask if you want the blue fabric softener or the purple one! 3) For the love of God man, stop tapping! Your fingers, your pen, your foot, clicking your pen... SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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I realized after meeting you that shit actually can walk. You are a piece of shit. You push your work off on other people, you can't do a task without taking all day, you constantly complain about everything, you walk like you have something large shoved up your ass, and you can't do anything without someone holding your hand. Please for the sake of everyone who works with you, either grow up or do us all a favor and put a plastic bag on your head and inhale. Thank you.
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Everyday you whine all day about how much you hate your job. Shut up. We are all sick of it. We don't care about your boyfriend, your jailbird brother, your sinus infection. Shut the fuck up. Please. Before I have to stab you in the eye with a rusty toothbrush.
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Ah, the Office Diva strikes again! The woman who believes the desk she shares with two other shifts is hers and hers alone. Today she steps up to the boss, and demands to know who messed up her computer and didn't leave it the way SHE wants it. When told it was a part-timer, she says, "Well, he needs to know how I want it." WTF?!? Put up the damn screens you need YOURSELF!
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Everyone thinks the company is a chairty. Free housing, free cars, free meals. I'd love to see how they'd do in the real world.
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